Went to the Braves game yesterday. Bought the cheap seats–$9.75 each plus the excessive convenience charge–cause it’s convenient to order tickets, ya know, plus the additional $2.5 rape charge to conveniently print the tickets at home–which incidentally, is the same charge if you conveniently want to have them mailed to you, or if you conveniently want to pick them up at will-call, or if you conveniently want to obtain the tickets in any other fashion so you can use the damn things.

Anyway…so we got there early–we never made it to our seats–we hung out at the Chop House, with Natalie, our awesome server, who helped us rack up a $175 food ‘n drink bill over the four hour period that we were there. 🙂